Why am I so perfect?
economical: I like to keep the same underwear for 1 week so less laundry!
comical: I usually fart because of sodas...
silent: I often snore at night
good: I take care of my body by doing many diets...I want to be anorexic! That's why I always intend to make me puke! Damn, I am so kind with myself!
animal lover: I like them with ketchup. (medium-rare please)
far-sighted: When i have diahrrea, I am ill...I have to drink something...Soda!!!!!
sweet-talker: Move your ass, you big cow!
gentleman: Oh honey, I am sorry! I have forgotten my wallet! Could you pay the bill ,please?
modest: I wonder why every woman loves me...
Honestly, I don't like sodas...That's why I am skinny or slender or slim or Fat?! Call me Slim boy Fat!