When you...
When you come to me, I begin to be happy!
When you are far from me, I end up being sad.
When you shut up, I am the happiest man in the world!
When you don't stop talking, I want to bury you.
When you sing, my ears are twiching.
When you stand up, I remain sat.
When you are showing off, I don't give a monkey/shit! Choose!
When you think you are cute, I recall that you are very ugly and horrible.
When you are vain, please watch yourself in a mirror.
When you are a guy, Check if you are virile.
When you are a woman, Check whether you are kind with guys around you.
When you smoke, your stench makes me suffer.
When you smile at me, I am shivering with pleasure...
When you read this article, I hope your eyes are not squinting!
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