Gott, Wo bist du? Ich will sprechen!
" Oh God, Don't Punish me! I am a simple mortal who always goes to the church every Sunday like a true christian!" Why don't you believe me, God? Yes, you're right! I have already made love before the wedding! I have seldom gone to the church. I haven't read the Bible. I like watching sexy or naked girls on streets. Please, God, Help me out! Oh God! Please show me a sign or I will become a demon...
A few days later...
Why am I always the same obscene guy, God? Am I a fallen angel so u dun give a shit to me? I really don't understand! Please move your ass! Tell me that you really exist instead of letting human priests speak for you! I am fed up with spokespersons who think they always know everything! God, you are the ubiquitous person : you don't need any human to represent you!"
It's great to talk to God when you think that you are talking to yourself like an old man...