My qualities!

Publié le par Charly

I am :

vain : i like looking at myself

disobedient: don't command me! You serve me , you idiot!

nasty: Be careful! I can backstab you quickly at night!

greedy: I am very fat

boring: I am boring with unpleasant people!

pervert: i  would like to talk about sex with you

touchy: don't laugh at me or you will suffer!!!

self-centred: there is only one Charly in this world...

selfish: I don't care of you...I don't give a shit!

violent: If you are not kind, I may get angry...Red face and...

sadistic: I like to kill in my video games...I always smile when I bring someone down (virtually of course!)

cold-blooded: if you are crying, i will not react.

tender: because this is the only to make you shut up!

miserly: Why should I give you something for your birthday?

dirty: i like to have a dirty soul! Amen!

shameless: "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

dark: I can be dark.

LOL...I hope you will appreciate those qualities! Some are true...

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J
hey you are not FAT!...but i bet most of these are true coz it shows...LOL
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C
They might be true...
F
... and i thought french guys are charming and romanticThanks for bursting my bubble... LOL
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C
Your wish is my command...
L
As for me, I'm boring for 70% of my time with people around. I rarely get interesting, unless I'm with close friends, or I'm totally in the mood, definitely not during my working days... sighs*I'm can be very grumpy, naggy, spastic,slack, clueless, most of the time!I'm weird some times, or most of the times... bleh... And I'm totally dissolved in my own way of life. Hence I can be very selfish. I can be rather cruel when it comes to killing lab animals... hee hee... I'm one of those who don't freak out during bloody description lectures. But I will try not to be the one who does the execusion... haha... Always leave it to those guys who wants to be a hero. I have my own reasons and logic behind it, although it's definitely not because of the bloody scenes. I'm basically an animal lover, however can think of all sorts of sadistic ways to treat them too! Hahahaha! My poor terapine! (Don't be misled, I'm totally very nice to my pet terapine!)I can be lazy with relationships/friendships, and sometimes become rather stagnent, sedate. I will try my best to make it a point to plan a gathering or celebration for the "quartets", my mum, when it comes to birthdays. I'm always nice with both my maternal and paternal grandmothers, and with the same logic, I try my best to be nice to the other old folks. When I don't really like you, I will try to avoid any form of contact with you. However if he/she approach me, I won't turn him/her down. I will only show my ugly side when:1. My sis irritates me (all the time!)2. When young kids behave badly in public (I've ever blare out on this one kid in carrefour!)3. When you irritates me on the wrong day!I will try not to be a sadist for the rest of the time! LOL! I just like living a live being "neutre", or liked by someone, rather than the opposite.
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you seem to be perfect!