I like to be a man because

Publié le par Dirty Charly!

I can remain up to pee

I don't have to care of shouting children

I don't often bleed every month

I don't have any feelings

I am not complicated

I like to destroy the condom with my very tiny or long ....

I like to go to war

when i am a priest, i will marry God

Men are superior to women in some countries....

men are naturally macho

I have a dick! (Do you want to check?!!)

 

OOPS... Well some are true as usual...

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J
LOL! sure you do like to be a man....
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C
Yeah I do!
L
Je ne suis pas parfait, Charley! No one is! Not even divine powers!Standing up to pee can be a torture, but being a man, you have no problem with finding toilets! With the same logic, you can pee anywhere at all!!! LOLAs for shouting children, that may not be true. Nowadays, there's an increasing number of men looking after their children, instead of the ladies! LOL ! At least, that's a trend observed in Singapore! My uncle is a very good example! He's a really nice husband!!!You're definitely right about the bleeding part. No women in the world love it. It's the most horrific phenomenon created by a nature!Everyone has feelings, be it simple/complicated! Sometimes, you feel without knowing. That's the true meaning of "feeling".Women can be simple too. Not all are complicated, rather I should add, we are sophisticated! LOLDestroying condom can be done by anyone at all! Even a cat can do that!Going to war may sounds heroic! But the training and sufferings that comes with it is not worth the effort! I'm totally against war of any kind! And having to serve the country compulsory, may not be an enjoyable experience for some... When you're a priest, you marry god, your church, your religion. You basically sell your soul... Men are not naturally macho. Ladies are craved for! LOL Unless you're a gay!
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Thank you Lin but I am not a gay!