A devil and an Angel are speaking

-Tell me, your idiot, why do you have wings?

-To make you ask some silly questions, you asshole!

-Hey mother******, Where is your God? Will he punish me to have said some bad words?

-No he won't! God forgives everyone...

-Your God is stupid and if i killed some persons, will he forgive me?

-Yes of course!

-Hum, your God seems to have a huge heart! I can't feel the same. I have to see people suffering to be happy!

It's not to evrybody's taste my friend!

-I am not your friend! i am a friend! Be scared!

-I am not scared...You make me laught with your tail...

-And you make me laught with your stupid smile!

The Devil and the Angel decided to make an other appointment later..