please inform our staff or call 999!!!! I like the Chinese version as I dun get it! The Malay version seems singing.... And my favourite one ; Tamil " one bodoh one bodoh one bodoh..."! Love it!

it can be very different : Some speak so fast that I always wonder : " Is he speaking English?" Another one speaks English with a Chinese thick accent. Cute. I think it sounds better than French one. Many people mix Chinese and English so I dun understand...

in SIngapore. One of my colleague (Chinese Singaporean) told me one day : " Yes we use English just for communicating with others..." Yes I always hear my collegues speak Chinese around me...I don't think I will communicate with them a lot!!!!! Oh yes...

when I hold the fucking door for u! I seldom hear "Thanks, Thank u" or smile!

I hear and obey....I am a machine!

Well, I want to sit for the Singaporean driving license! It seems they like tests.... " je ne sais pas pourquoi mais je sens que je vais encore galerer...Putain! j'aurais du rester en France!"

Yesterday I asked one friends' friend whether he were Singaporean ( he was a Chinese Singaporean) and he answered : " Of course lah! Dun look like a local?" I was thinking: " u will excuse me but how can i distinguish a Chinese Singaporeans from a Chinese...

Singapore is the temple of shopping and eating! It is very interesting to work there also! But I still have one thing I really don't like in SG : many guys like spitting,,,,